Monday, July 2, 2012

Opposites In Attraction

 "I'm taking no prisoners...unless they're into that kind of thing."

"ROFL, PENISES!?"

I mean, could there BE any farther ends on either side of the sexual spectrum than these two?

 "Who here is uncomfortable at the idea of making Glee Project porn?"

"Present."

In all fairness to Nellie, having seen the sexuality episode last season, with just how explicit they made the contenders be, I'd be uncomfortable with the idea, too.  And I am a, how do you say...  'total ho bag.'

"This is how I do sexy."

She seemed game going into the homework assignment, where she completely fell apart, staring into Blake's eyes with the lustful passion of a terrorized murder victim.



And then if that weren't enough, they tried to make girl go all "I'm A Slave 4 Baby Hit Me One More Time."



With fairly predictable results.

Less predictable?


Turning it all the fuck back around and delivering the single, stand alone, no contest BEST MUSIC VIDEO PERFORMANCE ON THIS SHOW EVER.  Like, I am going to try to give this performance the due it deserves by dissecting, but that's really hard to do when you're basically rendered completely speechless by just how amazing, and down right shockingly good something was. I knew that Nellie was capable of serving it up like whoa, but I had no idea SHE knew she had that in her. She just oozed sex appeal and confidence, which made this performance as sexy as it was.

I'm not even going to bother teasing you guys with the rankings results: Nellie took this week, game, sex, and match.

"Nellie, we just wanted let you know that all three of us want to tap that."

"Line forms to the right, bitches."

Awwwwwww yeah.

"Praise be to God--I get to be a hussy on national television!"
 
I was really happy that Aylin finally got the chance to show her mother just how much of a woman she truly is.


And she did not disappoint.  Not to take anything away from Charlie, but I think Aylin really deserved to score this one.  She was alluring, sensual, and highly versatile in her sexuality--she moved around that set like she owned, and god dammit, she did.


And of course she, like Nellie, had to be all freaking adorable all episode long.  Girl, I hope you stole that shirt from the costume department, because it looks FABULOUS on you.

And I have to say, I'm liking what this thing with Charlie is doing for her confidence and her performance, but I'm nervous to see what happens when things start to get a little rocky, now that Charlie all shit on for being, you know, flirtatious.


And while she was definitely one of the more stand out operators in the music video, I found her performance to be a little...lacking.  Sensual for sure, but I was really expecting fireworks from her in this video.

3 comments:

  1. Nellie's definitely killing these rankings! But I definitely agree, she was HOT. One of my favorite posts from you this season tbh

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  2. Is it just me, or is anyone else loving the Blake-Nellie couple that keeps popping up in the videos?

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