Sweetie, take a hint from her, and SERIOUSLY bring it next time. This half-assed soul diva thing ain't impressing. You need to either check that 'tude, or crack the glass on Nikki's booth with the power of WHOA if you're expecting to survive next week, because right now the only impressive thing you've managed to do thus far:
Is out bitch NIKKI. Like, GIRL. I recognize that that is a talent in and of itself, but seriously, when pregnant Nikki is looking at you like a burger and fries, YOU BEG FORGIVENESS.
"This gorgeous, iconic song is merely acceptable."
In a way, it kind of bothers me that I haven't mentioned Mario's performances once this post, but on the other hand...
When this is the reaction you are inspiring in LITERALLY EVERYONE by episode after you know, being the most beloved contender at the start of this thing, there is some SERIOUS re-evaluating to do on the personality front. Even Lindsay knew when to pull the cute card.