So, show of hands: who remembers who I have left to review?
Count me disappointed--this girl seems sweet as sugar. I was expecting some slutty, rebellious bitchitude. Instead? Like watching the Wiggles without the edge. Seriously, even Tinky Winky had a little bit of RuPaul 'tude going on.
Girl, best put on your bitch pants--lord knows I'll be slipping into mine soon.
However, please never learn how to dance; this was too awesome for words.
Lily Mae, Lily Mae, LILY MAEEEEEE. Girl, you are also SUCH a sweetheart, which is totally fine, and you look totally adorable, but...how to put this.
Make like Snow Patrol and OPEN YOUR EYES.
Listen, I need another one of my hometown divas to score a top 4 spot, so start bringing that leading lady heat that I know you're packing. You've got all the raw material--now just learn how to make it pop.